The Twisted Few is Better Than Ever!

Check out all the features in the column to the right** In addition to the great discounts everything, we’ve got some great new stuff going on!

The Twisted Few is now a full member choice club! If you don’t like what we picked, you can change it up. You can even add to your shipment.

You can now book Twisted Underground Wine Experiences every weekend – these are complimentary for Twisted Few members for up to a party of 6 for Twisted Few members. Visit the cave and suck some barrels!

And we’ve some great dinner events as well! Including:

We hope you can (re)join us and we get to see you soon!

Now – scroll down a little and let’s get started again!

** If you are mobile it’s below. Spatial references are hard.

Twisted Few Bennies!

25% off all wine purchases – even more during special sales!

10% off all merchandise.

Discounted shippingno charge on orders of 12 or more bottles.

Shipments four times per year, roughly winter, spring, end of summer, and fall – plus our popular Summer Library Sale!

Don’t like what we selected for your shipment? You can swap out bottles, and you can add bottles too! Full member choice!

Twisted Underground Wine Experience – complimentary for you, the Few, up to a party of 6.

Complimentary wine tasting any time for you and your guests, from the extended list.

Discounts on upcoming events like the Twisted Crush Dinner

Special fun Twisted Few events like the annual Cave Loot!

And of course, Dress like a Naughty Pirate – any time you want! (Please send photos!)

Special Offer!

Join (or rejoin) now and receive the following as part of your first order!

One (1) Genuine Original Recipe Twisted Oak Rubber Chicken!

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Shipping customers will receive $1 shipping on their first order!

Pickup customers will receive an extra bottle of 2016 *%#&@! Potty Mouth for just $1!

Scroll down now and join the Twisted Few!

Six Bottle Options

As a member of the Twisted Few Freaks, you will get first crack at the small-lot wines – we affectionately call our “Rarezitas Torcidos,” aka our “Twisted Little Freaks.” You might see an unusual varietal selection, or even some Freakish blend we came up with late one night…

Join Twisted Few Freaks Mixed – Receive six Twisted selections, including two Twisted Freak reds, and up to two bottles of Twisted white wines.

Join Twisted Few Freaks Reds-Only – Receive six Twisted selections, Twisted red wines only, including two Twisted Freak reds.

And also with six bottles….

Join Twisted Few Blancos – Receive six Twisted selections, Twisted white wines only. Not so Freaky but refreshing to say the least.

Twelve Bottle Options

You are clearly a human entity that enjoys their Freakish pleasures in full case doses. You are the perfect candidate for a Twisted Few Super Freaks membership! You’ll get the most variety – including our small-lot Twisted Freak selections – and never want for anything ever again. Promise.

Join Twisted Few Super Freaks Mixed – Receive twelve Twisted selections, including up to three Twisted Freak reds, and up to four bottles of Twisted white wines.

Join Twisted Few Super Freaks Reds-Only – Receive twelve Twisted selections, Twisted red wines only, including up to three Twisted Freak reds.

Four Bottle Options

Take up thy mouse, and with a few clicks thou couldst enjoy some great wine and great benefits by becoming a Twisted Few member!

Join Twisted Few Mixed – Receive four Twisted selections, including up to two bottles of Twisted white wines.

Join Twisted Few Reds-Only – Receive four Twisted selections, Twisted red wines only.

Upcoming Shipments may include…