Flat Rate Shipping For Your Twisted Wine!


Shipping States: We are currently permitted to ship wine to addresses in CA, NV, AK, AZ, CO, DC, FL, HI (new! Maui & Hawai’i counties only), ID, IL, IA, KS, MI, MN, MO, MT, NH, NY, NC, OH, OR, TX, VA, WA, and WI. If your state is not on the list please do check with us anyway; state laws are changing all the time, and we are always trying to add states to this list.

COVID-19 notice: Our fulfillment house like everyone else is taking extraordinary measures to ensure the safety of their crews and the safety and cleanliness of the packages. As a result shipping is not proceeding as quickly as normal. Packages may be delayed but they will get there.

Also we understand that UPS and FedEx do still require that an adult accepts the package but a physical signature is not required at this time.

Awesome “Take Your Rubber Chicken to Work Week” photo, and “Most Pirated Photo on Our Website”, featuring an Original Recipe Twisted Oak Rubber Chicken, by Craig Blett

Flat Shipping Rates

Twisted Few Member Flat Rates

Ground: $29 for up to 12 bottles; for 12 or more bottles Ground shipping is included

UPS Two-Day: $45 for up to 6 bottles; $20 more for every six bottles after that

UPS Overnight: $65 for up to 6 bottles; $30 more for every six bottles after that

Alaska/Hawai’i (UPS ground, sorta): $25 for 1-6 bottles; $30 for 7-12 bottles

Standard Flat Rates

Ground: $35 for up to 12 bottles; an additional $30 for every 12 bottles after that

UPS Two-Day: $50 for up to 6 bottles; $20 more for every six bottles after that

UPS Overnight: $70 for up to 6 bottles; $30 more for every six bottles after that

Alaska/Hawai’i (UPS ground, sorta): $50 for 1-6 bottles; $60 for 7-12 bottles

All wine shipping is normally via UPS and must be accepted by an adult, i.e. a person at least 21 years old (this is the law in all states)**. FedEx ground is also available. Non-wine items may be shipped via UPS or USPS depending on the item, and they will ship separately from any wine in the order.

Summer Shipping! Orders destined for CA, NV, WA, OR, ID, and MT will usually ship direct the same day if ordered by 10:00AM Pacific Time. Orders should take 1-3 days to arrive.

Temperature Controlled Shipping! For all other states – AZ, CO, and points east – at no extra charge, orders are shipped from our fulfillment location at a controlled temperature of 55 degrees to a Gateway Hub in one of six states. From the Hub they are handed off to UPS or FedEx for the “last mile” delivery. Note that delivery time is longer, from 7-10 days, but your order gets there in good shape. If you want it to go ground and get there quicker, say “send direct via ground” in the shipping instructions.

All summer orders are shipped in styrofoam packaging. If you would prefer to take a chance on pulp shipping please indicate that in the shipping instructions.

Ice packs: Ice packs for styrofoam packaging (only) are available for orders of six bottles or more. Just add this item once to your cart and the right number of packs will be included (and ice packs are no charge for Twisted Few members!) However, we are not responsible for label damage that may occur due to condensation.

Note that you may be responsible for any additional charges resulting from a returned, re-shipped or re-directed package.

Shipping Holds: If the weather between us and you gets really hot (or really cold) we may hold packages until the heat wave (cold snap) passes. This may delay your shipment for a week or more. Please contact us if you want us to ship sooner.

**Adult Signature Required: We’re sorry, we don’t make the rules (consider that maybe that’s a blessing in disguise), but you must be 21 years of age or older to order wine from us, and by law you must ship the wine to a place where a person 21 years of age or older will receive it. Trust us, the dude or dudette in the truck doesn’t want to get in trouble, so they will be checking. If this is an issue – like nobody is home during the day – please contact us so that we can locate a convenient UPS Access Point for you to accept the delivery.

Picking Up at the Winery: You may order wine to be picked up at the winery in Vallecito during regular Tasting Room hours.

You Can Also Order by Phone! You can call us during normal (like anything is normal for us) business hours at (209) 736-9080 and place your order with one of our Crack Staff. Please note: For fastest service place your order via this website. Phone orders may take a day or two before they get entered into the system.