Flat Rate Shipping For Your Twisted Wine!


Shipping States: We are currently permitted to ship wine to addresses in CA, NV, AK, AZ, CO, DC, FL, ID, IL, IA, KS, LA, MI, MN, MO, MT, NH, NY, NC, OH, OR, TN, TX, VA, WA, WI, and WY. If your state is not on the list please do check with us anyway; state laws are changing all the time, and we are always trying to add states to this list.

Awesome “Take Your Rubber Chicken to Work Week” photo, featuring an Original Recipe Twisted Oak Rubber Chicken, by Craig Blett

Flat Shipping Rates

Twisted Few Member Flat Rates

Ground: $25 for up to 12 bottles; for every multiple of 12 bottles Ground shipping is included

UPS Two-Day: $45 for up to 6 bottles; $20 more for every six bottles after that

UPS Overnight: $65 for up to 6 bottles; $30 more for every six bottles after that

Alaska (UPS two-day): $45 for 1-3 bottles; $65 for 4-6 bottles; $80 for 7-9 bottles; $100 for 10-12 bottles

Standard Flat Rates

Ground: $30 for up to 12 bottles; an additional $30 for every 12 bottles after that

UPS Two-Day: $50 for up to 6 bottles; $20 more for every six bottles after that

UPS Overnight: $70 for up to 6 bottles; $30 more for every six bottles after that

Alaska (UPS two-day): $50 for 1-3 bottles; $70 for 4-6 bottles; $90 for 7-9 bottles; $110 for 10-12 bottles

All wine shipping is normally via UPS and must be signed for by an adult, i.e. a person at least 21 years old (this is the law in all states). Some destinations may require shipping via FedEx Ground service, and FedEx ground is available by request. Non-wine items may be shipped via UPS or USPS depending on the item, and they may ship separately from any wine in the order.

Wine orders placed on the website before 12pm Local Time at the shipping destination will normally ship the same day, subject to the schedule listed below. NOTE: Avoid adding order notes when placing the order if at all possible. Instructions delay the order processing until a human can review the instructions. (Of course, if that is what is intended, note away!)

Recipient may be responsible for any additional charges resulting from a returned, re-shipped or re-directed package.

Ground orders will take 1-7 days to arrive after the date the order is shipped (orders to most CA addresses are “next day”). Depending on available inventory, orders for the eastern half of the US typically ship from a warehouse in Ohio, which reduces eastern shipping times to just 1-3 days for most destinations (woo hoo!) (Note that, because of a law in Ohio, shipments to Ohio must be shipped from California. Yeah, we also think that’s strange.)

Summer (and Winter) Shipping: If the weather between us and you gets really hot (or really cold) we may hold packages until the heat wave (cold snap) passes. This may delay your shipment for a week or more. Please contact us if you want us to ship sooner.

Adult Signature Required: We’re sorry, we don’t make the rules (consider that maybe that’s a blessing in disguise), but you must be 21 years of age or older to order wine from us, and by law you must ship the wine to a place where a person 21 years of age or older will receive it. Trust us, the dude or dudette in the truck doesn’t want to get in trouble, so they will be checking. If this is an issue – like nobody is home during the day – please contact us so that we can locate a convenient UPS Access Point for you to accept the delivery.

Picking Up at the Winery: You may order wine to be picked up at the winery in Vallecito during regular Tasting Room hours (11:30 to 5:30). (Sorry, pickup orders may not be picked up in Murphys.

You Can Also Order by Phone! You can call us during normal (like anything is normal for us) business hours at (209) 736-9080 and place your order with one of our Crack Staff. Please note: For fastest service place your order via this website. Phone orders may take a day or two before they get entered into the system.