You don’t have to go to a restaurant, you don’t have to go to a fast food joint, you don’t have to dress up, you don’t have to go someplace and swing around on a pole…
But you do need to leave the house and gosomeplace. It can be a five-star restaurant, or it can be a friend’s house.
Just *%#&@! GO!
(That’s quite the swinging chicken there… photo by 2010 finalist Alissa Hartwig.)