Your rubber chicken does not have to be rubber, but it does have to be a chicken, and it does have to look somewhat rubber-like. It does not have to be an Original Recipe Twisted Oak Rubber Chicken (though it wouldn’t hurt either.) In a pinch you can even even use a flat cutout of a picture of a rubber chicken for your rubber chicken.
Just take it out to dinner and take a *%#&@! picture!
(We’re not sure what this rubber chicken is actually made of… photo by 2011 finalist Danielle Dearing.)