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Join The Twisted Few!

the Twisted Few in the wild!Imagine a wine club where you are not judged by your ability to name every Grand Cru in Burgundy (though if you can, we'll listen!) Imagine a wine club where no one ever uses terms like "ethyl acetate" (but if you do, it's OK, we get it). Imagine a wine club where if you describe a wine as "cherry Jolly Rancher", everyone nods with approval. Imagine... the Twisted Few!

Twisted Few members receive selections four times a year, in October, December, February, and May.

As a member of the Twisted Few, you (the Few) will enjoy:

  • No membership fee;
  • Everyday 20% discount on all of your wine purchases;
  • Everyday 10% discount on all of your non-wine purchases - for things like Twisted clothing, rubber chickens, etc.;
  • Those Twisted Few reduced shipping rates!
  • Invitations to Twisted Few special events!
  • Special offers just for you, the Twisted Few!
  • Add stuff on to your shipments and save on shipping!
  • And of course, you can dress like a Naughty Pirate any time you want*! (See above!)

Pick the Twisted Few membership that works best for you:


Twisted Few Super Freaks Mixed
(about $260 for 12 bottles per shipment,
including at least two Twisted Freak wines per shipment)

 

Twisted Few Super Freaks Reds-Only
(about $280 for 12 bottles per shipment,
including at least two Twisted Freak wines per shipment)

 


Get your "Freak" on with our most popular clubs!


Twisted Few Freaks Mixed
(about $135 for 6 bottles per shipment,
including two Twisted Freak wines per shipment)

Twisted Few Freaks Reds-Only
(about $145 for 6 bottles per shipment,
including two Twisted Freak wines per shipment)

 

 


Twisted Few Mixed
(about $80 for 4 bottles per shipment, 2 white & 2 red)

Twisted Few Reds-Only
(about $90 for 4 bottles per shipment, all red)
 

 

Twisted Few members: Why not give the gift of your favorite wine club? Just log in to your account, choose a club, and specify the shipping address of your lucky recipient. We'll take care of the rest! (Or just call us at 209-736-9080 and we'll take care of the heavy lifting!) (And while you are at it, please consider an upgrade to a Twisted Fews Freaks or Super Freaks membership!)

Check out the current Twisted Few selections!

* Events like our world famous Cave Loot Extravaganza - not to mention winemaker dinners and other special events held throughout the year.