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2011 *%#&@!
Wine Specs
Vintage
2011
Varietal
Red Rhone Blend
Appellation
Calaveras County
Alcohol %
13.5

2011 *%#&@!

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SKU: RB11
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Chris Kern wrote such an awesome review on his website and store Forgotten Grapes that we had to share it with you here: "How do we know this wine is, to quote Moe Szyslak, "awesomely outrageous?" When the first six words on the back label read, and we quote, "Sounds like Cluck, pairs with duck". Honestly, we should just drop the mic right there (this wine certainly does). 69% Mourvedre, 19% Syrah, and 12% Grenache - and honestly, you never see MSG blends anywhere; hell, you don't even see MSG in Chinese food joints anymore. It's a full-frontal and in-your-face assault of spices and pepper and blueberry and cherry that will leave you breathless and panting and wanting more...like a Sam Kinison concert or a night with Amy Schumer [rimshot] Hey yo! We'll be here all week. You've been a fantastic audience. Don't forget to tip your waitress and enjoy the veal!"

From the back label:

Sounds like Cluck, pairs with Duck - what more can we say without gettin’ keelhauled and sent to walk the plank? We can say that this Rhône-style blend of Mourvedre, Syrah, and Grenache is a veritable broadside of aromas and flavors. Just the thing to “splice the mainbrace”, if you know what we mean.

 

Wine Profile
Tasting Notes
The meaty aromas of bing cherries might have you thinking this Cote du Rhône-style blend of Mourvedre, Syrah, and Grenache just fell out of a “California Cheese” commerical. Well, the name is the only cheesy thing about it! Those spicy fruit flavors of blueberry and cherry sure ain’t no bull! (Note: No animals were harmed in the writing of these tasting notes.)
Vineyard Notes
69% Mourvedre and
19% Syrah - from Tanner Vineyards
12% Grenache - from Twisted Oak, Colina Roja Block
Food Pairing Notes
Pairs and Rhymes with Duck! Also barbecued baby back ribs, Szechuan foods, and yer momma’s meatloaf.
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