Twisted Few - Super Freaks membership - Reds
Since you have arrived on this page it is reasonable to assume that you are indeed one Twisted, Freaky, red wine lovin' individual. Bravo!
You are clearly a human that enjoys their freakish pleasures in full doses of red wine. You are the perfect candidate for a Twisted Few - Super Freaks Reds membership! Your benefits include:
No membership fee;
Everyday 20% discount on all of your wine purchases;
Everyday 10% discount on all of your non-wine purchases - for things like Twisted clothing, rubber chickens, etc.;
Access to special low-production Twisted Freak wines;
Those Twisted Few reduced shipping rates!
Invitations to Twisted Few special events!
Opportunities to purchase aged wines from our wine library!
And of course, you can dress like a Naughty Pirate any time you want*!
As a Twisted Few - Super Freaks Reds member, you will receive twelve bottles of Twisted Oak red wine** - including at least two Freak wines - four times a year in October, December, February, and May - for just $260 per selection*** (plus taxes, if applicable - and shipping**** is included!) - conveniently charged to your credit card.
Now - can you beat that with a rubber chicken?
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** Looking for a mix of red and white wine? Twisted Few - Super Freaks Mixed is the answer!
*** Net discount on your selections will be between 20% and 30%.
**** You may also pick up your selection at the winery for no additional cost. We'd love to see you!
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