Twisted Few - Super Freaks - Mixed
Since you have arrived on this page it is reasonable to assume that you are indeed one Twisted, Freaky individual. Bravo!
You are clearly a human that enjoys their freakish pleasures in full doses. You are the perfect candidate for a Twisted Few - Super Freaks Mixed membership! Your benefits include:
- No membership fee;
- Everyday 20% discount on all of your wine purchases;
- Everyday 10% discount on all of your non-wine purchases - for things like Twisted clothing, rubber chickens, etc.;
- Access to special low-production Twisted Freak wines;
- Those Twisted Few reduced shipping rates!
- Invitations to Twisted Few special events!
- Opportunities to purchase aged wines from our wine library!
- And of course, you can dress like a Naughty Pirate any time you want*!
As a Twisted Few - Super Freaks Mixed member, you will receive a mix** of twelve bottles of Twisted Oak red and white wine - including at least two Freak wines - four times a year in October, December, February, and May - for about $260 per selection*** (plus taxes, if applicable - and shipping**** is included!) - conveniently charged to your credit card.
Now - can you beat that with a rubber chicken?
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** Looking for just red wine? Twisted Few - Super Freaks Reds is the answer!
*** Net discount on your selections will be between 20% and 30%.
**** You may also pick up your selection at the winery for no additional cost. We'd love to see you!
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