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El Bloggo Torcido

("The Twisted Blog" - more or less)

Welcome to the new home of The Twisted Blog! If you are looking for older posts you can find them here. Have fun!

El Jefe
 
July 7, 2013 | El Jefe

What Happened to The Twisted Few?

the few!When we started our wine clubs way back in 2003, we had one club - The Twisted Few - and you could get two, six, or twelve bottles sent to you in January, March, May, July, September, and October. Life was good.

Pretty soon demand dictated that we offer a reds-only option, so we did. And the Few were happy, and life was good.

After a couple years of this we began to realize that shipping wine in the hot Summer months was not a good idea, unless you want to cook with it. So we began to adjust the calendar away from the heat - into June, and then further into May, and then into October.

We got to the point where, as soon as we shipped off one batch o'wine it was time for another. You probably noticed this. It was running us ragged. Maybe you also noticed that, too.

So it was time to take a step back and rethink this stuff. We did a little market research, made phone calls, reviewed industry practices, had several three martini lunches (shaken, not stirred)... And suddenly the light bulb went on over our heads. (Sorry, we didn't get photos.)

Four times a year. This makes much more sense, because it saves shipping costs for our shipping customers, and saves a little fuel for our pickup customers - with a nice side benefit of reducing our carbon footprint a little. And, we get to breathe between shipments, giving us more time to think up fun crazy *%#&@! to do.

The other thing it lets us do is offer a fixed price club. At two bottles it's tough to make a fixed price work, but with four or more bottles we can mix and match and make it work within a 20% to 30% discount range - and because we are saving cost, we can give an extra discount for your shipments. You get more bottles for a similar yearly expenditure. (And - bonus! - in every shipment you will receive at least one bottle of one of our best & most loved wines, like The Spaniard, River of Skulls, Torcido, or Parcel 17 to name a few.)

So now we have six club options - all named The Twisted Few - for your enjoyment. We have the basic Twisted Few club we all know and love - receiving 4 bottles 4 times per year (Oct./Dec./Feb./May) - and you can get either a true mix of reds & whites (usually two of each), or just reds-only.

Next, we have what has become a very popular club, The Twisted Few Freaks, also available in mixed reds & whites, or just reds-only. One thing we learned from the original Freaks club is that you folks were really sad when you didn't get a Twisted Freak wine in your shipment. With the new club you will always get your Twisted Freaks in every shipment, for a total of 6 wines 4 times per year.

And there have always been those of you, the Few, who just can't get enough. For you we have the Twisted Few Super Freaksin mixed reds & whites, or just reds-only. You'll get a case of 12 bottles 4 times a year - including a few bottles of those Twisted Freak wines - and the shipping is included in the price!

If there is a question we've failed to answer, or you would just like to give us some feedback, please do not hesitate to contact us and let us know (or leave a comment below). And thanks again for being Twisted!

Time Posted: Jul 7, 2013 at 2:13 PM
El Jefe
 
July 1, 2013 | El Jefe

Uncle Bonsai This Friday!

How about a video to whet your appetite? Tickets are still available!

Time Posted: Jul 1, 2013 at 3:49 PM
El Jefe
 
June 19, 2013 | El Jefe

Should I blog more often?

In this world of a bizzilion social media web sites, it seems that blogging has fallen by the proverbial wayside.

Over on Facebook you can find all sorts of cool stuff, like this post concert photo of headliners David Lindley and Joe Craven:

david lindley joe craven rubber chickens twisted oak winery

Or even this awesome video of Mr. Dave and Mr. Joe fencing with a rubber chicken:

But that cool stuff never makes it here. I suspect that is wrong of me... but should I try to do better? Say something non-spammy in the comments!

Time Posted: Jun 19, 2013 at 10:59 AM
El Jefe
 
April 10, 2013 | El Jefe

OK, how about the REAL concert lineup?

twisted folkLast week's post was all fun and games, though I hear we really did fool some people! Below is the real lineup for this year's Twisted Folk concerts.

Visit twistedoak.com/concerts for more information about all of these great musicians!

May 4 – Peter Rowan Bluegrass Band

June 8 – David Lindley, with special guest, Joe Craven

June 29 – Mumbo Gumbo

July 5 – Uncle Bonsai

July 13 – Dan Hicks and The Hot Licks

July 27 – Jeffery Broussard and The Creole Cowboys

Aug 2 – The Deadly Gentlemen

Aug 16 – Mollie O’Brien & Rich Moore

New this year - we have a season pass!

Time Posted: Apr 10, 2013 at 12:06 PM
El Jefe
 
April 1, 2013 | El Jefe

Twisted Folk 2013 Concert Lineup!

Twisted Oak Winery is pleased to announce the lineup for our 2013 Twisted Folk concert series. We believe we have come up with a very eclectic lineup everyone will enjoy! (Please share this info with all of your friends!)

May 4: Le Petomaine - Master of the, uh, toot. Flatulent with feeling, Le Petomaine blasts out a selection of traditional favorites. Upwind seats $30, downwind $5. A selection of cabbage dishes will be available for purchase, including our popular "Brussel Pops".

June 8: A Mighty Wind - Accordion & Bagpipe Ensemble. Music guaranteed to cause goosebumps! No cats will be harmed during the performance, despite what you hear. Not responsible for spontaneous incontinence, please plan ahead.

June 29: Crying Spiked Fists - Gothic Folk Angst, at its finest. Playing their big hit "Foggy Mountain, Broke Down, Burn it All, Because it's All About Me".

July 5: Metal Mania - Heavy metal Ultimate Battle of the Bands contest. Sign up now. Get your big hair on! Big metal-y prizes! No survivors!

July 27: Def Poultry - Award-winning cluck poetry! Come out for an evening of Fowl-flavored readings. Don't stay cooped up at home!

Aug 2: Showtune Showcase - Open-mike night. Wear your best sequins. Best Ethel Merman wins a prize.

For more info about these concerts and other Twisted events, please visit twistedoak.com/concerts

TV/Radio/Print Media/Interview/Groupie requests: please contact Maria Camillo mcbooking@gmail.com

El Jefe
 
December 6, 2012 | El Jefe

Twisted Few Library Wine Special

Almost have all of the orders for our special Twisted Few library sale boxed up. If you are a Twisted Few member and don't know what I am talking about, please check your email from last week, or drop us a note at tastingroom@twistedoak.com!

(Photo of some of the library wines we pre-tested for the sale. Someone's got to do it.)

yummy library wines from twisted oak

Time Posted: Dec 6, 2012 at 9:24 AM
El Jefe
 
August 29, 2012 | El Jefe

Darol and Rushad a-jammin

At the concert last Friday, Darol Anger (fiddle) and Rushad Eggleston (cello) ended the first set with a great instrumental tune called The Phoenix. Also appearing are Emy Phelps on guitar and Sharon Gilchrist on bass.

Next show is September 7th featuring Mike Marshall and Caterina Lichtenberg - you should come! 

Time Posted: Aug 29, 2012 at 3:11 PM
El Jefe
 
August 28, 2012 | El Jefe

How about a concert video?

I hope you have made it out to some of our little concerts up on the hill at the winery. The other night we had a surprise guest - Joe Craven's daughter Hattie belted out a great rendition of "Hey Soul Sister". Enjoy!

 

Time Posted: Aug 28, 2012 at 5:17 PM