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Cave Loot 2018!

A Twisted Extravaganza!
Just come to the winery!
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Just come to the winery!
Come to the winery - tickets available at the door!


Don yer piratical apparel and prepare for boarding*!
Great food!
Great pirate-y live music!
And of course...
Great wine!

At the Winery in Vallecito on
Saturday, August 4th from 12PM to 4PM
for all of the debauchery festivities!

This event is exclusive to members of The Twisted Few and their guests.

pirate booty at twisted oak!Every year, around the beginning of August, a strange sort of malady comes over the members of the Twisted Few. Particularly the Twisted Few Freaks, if you know what I mean...

Perhaps scratching a slight eye twitch with a hooked finger, a sudden affinity for parrots, a tendency to walk as if on a peg leg, the occasional "Blimey!" creeping into their speech, and the sudden eruption of an "ARRRRRRRRRRR!!" for no apparent reason...

Fortunately, this is not a time for folk remedies from some poor old sod in a back alley apothecary... rather, it's time for that annual barrel-sucking day of fun -

The Cave Loot!

Returning to plain Queen's English for a second, the Cave Loot is a day of barrel tasting in the cave, yummy grub, and most important, fun!! It runs as an open house, so you can arrive any time and stay for a while. You will be able to taste several wines in tanks and/or in barrels in the cave; some of those wines will be available for purchase as "futures" which will be available for pickup or shipping to you after bottling. (Stay tuned for the list!)

Live Music! Live piratical music by local artists Nicholas Lefler on guitar and Ras Beeken Dan on sax and flute!

yes, we have chickens!So, Don ye now yer piratical apparel - fa la la la la - and mark yer ship's log for August 4th - starting at eight bells, er, I mean noon and running until 4pm.

Piratical attire is optional but encouraged. (Especially that risque little number you wore to the last office Halloween party...) Pirate costumes need not be elaborate - use your imagination and have fun with it! (Heck, staple a rubber chicken to your shoulder and call it a parrot!)

Passage to this event is complimentary for Twisted Few members plus up to 5 guests - including your spouse/first mate, for a total of 6 - and you may bring along any number of additional souls in ye boarding party for just $10 each. 

So, please get your tickets now so we can plan for ye scuvy hoard!

* I'm really not sure what I mean by that... **

** OK, I lied, I know exactly what I mean by that.

The Cave Loot is an event exclusively for Twisted Few members and their guests.

All photos by Pirate Queen Maria Camillo!

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Hettie Medlin's Gravatar
Hettie Medlin
(Jul 29, 2018 at 10:44 AM)
Always good times with good friends!

Margie Criado-Kotoff's Gravatar
Margie Criado-Kotoff
(Aug 2, 2018 at 5:34 PM)
Not missed a cave loot yet. Lots of fun!

Gloria Medlin's Gravatar
Gloria Medlin
(Aug 4, 2018 at 8:26 AM)
Our first cave loot! Can’t wait! Arrrrrrrrr!!!

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