Goings On

You think you are the “Foster Imposter?” Your plumpness is not from working out!

SGT F is a Twisted Few wine club member, serving in the US military someplace in Afghanistan, with his (t)rusty sidekick, Private Chicken. SGT F sends us periodic transcriptions of Private Chicken’s tour of duty. (If you missed the first episode, here it is!) Your next installment…

SGT F is a Twisted Few wine club member, serving in the US military someplace in Afghanistan, with his (t)rusty sidekick, Private Chicken. SGT F will be sending us periodic transcriptions of Private Chicken’s tour of duty. Here (such as it is) is the first installment…

Bushwalla singing “Mayhem is Beautiful”, Saturday May 12th at Twisted Oak Winery. (Filmed by El “Shakyhand” Jefe.) Enjoy!

Yeah okay – predictable as *%#&@! – but we do have a winner!

Voting is now open for “Take Your Rubber Chicken To Dinner”!

For Immediate Release: Twisted Oak Winery Announces Summer Concert Series.

Yes, out. You don’t have to go to a restaurant, you don’t have to go to a fast food joint, you don’t have to dress up, you don’t have to go someplace and swing around on a pole…

Your rubber chicken does not have to be rubber, but it does have to be a chicken, and it does have to look somewhat rubber-like. It does not have to be an Original Recipe Twisted Oak Rubber Chicken (though it wouldn’t hurt either.) In a pinch you can even even use a flat cutout of a picture of a rubber chicken for your rubber chicken.

OK, we can’t tell from your photo whether you are having breakfast for dinner (or dinner for breakfast, for that matter).