2011 Ruben's Blend
Named after Ruben the Rubber Chicken! Marsanne, Roussanne, and Grenache Blanc.
One Mean Mother Rubber. Chicken.
I know what you’re thinking - “Did he score 90 points or only 89?... What is the difference between licorice and star anise anyway and what’s this *%#&@! business of creme brulee or vanilla?” Well, punk, I’m the one holding the corkscrew and your glass is empty. I may look boneless and cheap, but you don’t want to call me Poly behind my back if you know what’s good for you. The name’s Ruben but you can just call me One Mean Mother Rubber. Chicken. And now you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel thirsty?” Well, do ya punk?
(contributed by Mike Holland, “Write on Ruben’s Backside” Contest Winner)
28% Grenache Blanc
4% Marsanne from Clondaire Vineyards
14% Picpoul from Dragone Ranch