Carig..., Carignuh..., oh bloody hell... just drink it!
Rarezitas Torcidos (rah-ruh-ZEE-tas tor-SEE-dos), [SP] n pl., 1. literally, Twisted Little Freaks. You’re looking at one of those Freaks, even as we speak. A Freakish wine so Freakishly rare, only a small number of Freakish cases were made.