Just sip one glass and you'll hear a tale. A tale of a tasteful trip. That started with this Viognier, aboard this winery ship. The mate was a mighty winemaker, the assistant brave and sure. The Twisted Few set sail that day for a winemaking tour, a winemaking tour. The weather started getting rough, the vineyard almost lost. If not for the courage of the cellar crew the flavors would be lost, the flavors would be lost. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah something something something isle, and Mary Ann, in this Twisted Oak Wine.
This be a fair wine, me hearties, with a lovely golden color that goes well with my chest of coins in the corner...
Sniffy Sniff Time - Ah, smells like the tresses of a lady fair...full of honeysuckle and apples.
Tasty Taste Time - well, here there be apples, with toasted bread, possibly buttered a bit, and creamy oak. This wine is a smooth one as well, with a bit o' zing on the finish!
I've had me fair share of Viogniers, ya scallywags, and this one is quite good! It's a bit heavier in body than others, but tasty, I says! And this bein' a white wine, that's a good thing! Next up, we break open the red!
Rubber Chicken Thoughts, by Sir Cluckles - Bawk ba-bawk bawk. Bawk bawk bawk. Bawk ba-ba-gawk, ba-gawk. Bawk Bawk. Ba-Gawk!
Bas vers le haut, Mateys...Arrrr!