The Goings-On at Twisted Oak...

Sometimes scandalous to be sure, but always a load of fun! Here's a calendar of upcoming Twisted Events you'll want to check out...

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Cave Loot Extravaganza!

Make yer reservations online now, or call the winery (209-736-9080) to order tickets over the phone.

Join us at the Winery in Vallecito on Saturday, August 21st from about 1PM to 5PM for all of the debauchery festivities! Admission is free and exclusive to members of The Twisted Few and their guests.

Arrrr! And what be a “Cave Loot”? This is our annual “thank you” event for you, The Twisted Few. We dress up as pirates, we open the cave to you, and we sample Twisted grog from barrels using a “wine thief”. We serve some grub that is vaguely piratical, we say “ARRRRRRRR!!!” way more than you usually hear in polite company, and generally have a naughty time of it.What do you need to do? Most importantly, you have to show up! Piratical attire, er, garb is encouraged but not required - however, if you do arrive sporting some fine swashbuckling kit, you’ll have the chance to win some fine booty, er, prizes. And also, it will help us a lot if you would order your free tickets in advance so we can have enough grub for everyone!

Make yer reservations online now, or call the winery (209-736-9080) to order tickets over the phone.